So this happened today.

So this happened today.

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  • Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true
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     #   loz

attabeen:

u know those ladies who walk around with their dogs in their purses and buy little fluffy boots for their dogs and ask their dogs for their opinions on things and probably have a place at the dinner table reserved specifically for their pet?? well that is basically 100% cherche only there is no dog there is only an eighteen foot long flying lizard and that is why she is my favorite character 

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite)

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kweensam:

ON POINT

kweensam:

ON POINT

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fuck-no-sjws:


bi-the-way-noh8:

izziabell:

pleatedjeans:

via

#BOOM #ROASTED

Bam!

Shiiiiiiiit

fuck-no-sjws:

bi-the-way-noh8:

izziabell:

pleatedjeans:

via

#BOOM #ROASTED

Bam!

Shiiiiiiiit

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(Source: -teesa-)

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0ci0:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood | All Eyecatches (Episodes 1-64)

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     #   FMA
sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid

sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid

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     #   Disney

http://actualalphonseelric.tumblr.com/post/97581154202/silversarcasm-no-seriously-lets-lay-this-all

silversarcasm:

no seriously let’s lay this all out

  • Sansa starts the series at eleven years old and is currently thirteen
  • She is currently the successor to Winterfell, the Lady of Casterly Rock, in line for Riverrun and near to becoming the ruler of the Eyrie
  • She managed to trick her…
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     #   asoiaf

deranged-fupa:

Saying Joan Rivers is a feminist icon because she broke into a male-dominated arena like comedy means nothing to me as a black woman. Being a racist transmisogynist and spending your entire career tearing down other women is not a fucking feminist act. Y’all have the lowest standards when it comes to this shit, Jesus Christ.

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     #   Disney

Sometimes I think I want to live in Westeros because their winters are so long. But then I remember that their summers are even longer and I hate the summer. Also the whole murdering everyone thing turns me off a little too.

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