Today was the last day Rapunzel and Snow White will be spending so much time together in Princess Fairytale Hall. I know they are great friends and they’ll miss one another, but tomorrow they welcome Anna and Elsa, and everyone is very excited.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
HAHAHAHAAlso look, a well done rape joke.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]
sweet fucking lord
Oh my goddddddd
there’s a remake of Steel Magnolias
but with an all-black cast
and Queen Latifah as M’Lynn, Alfre Woodard as Ouiser, Phylicia Rashad as Clairee, and Jill Scott as Truvy.